100% Grade A Asshole Patch – Laser Engraved Hat with Attitude

Certified. Organic. Unfiltered.

This hat patch pulls no punches. Proudly declaring “100% Grade A Asshole – All Natural Ingredients,” it’s perfect for those who like to keep it real and don’t mind stirring the pot while looking good doing it.

Laser engraved on premium faux leather and heat-pressed to the hat of your choice.

🧢 What You Choose:

• Hat Style: Richardson 112 trucker hats (see image for options). For other hat options send us a message.
• Leather Patch Color: Choose from walnut, flint, buckskin and more (see image)

📐 Hat Details:

• Premium brand-name hats 
• Structured front, breathable mesh back (on trucker styles)
• Comfortable fit for all-day wear

🔥 Patch Details:

• Size: 3"
• Engraved faux leather — looks and feels like the real thing
• Heat-bonded for a permanent hold — built to last

🎯 Perfect For:

• Smartasses
• The brutally honest
• That one friend everyone loves to roast
• Gag gifts, birthdays, bachelor parties
• Wearing with pride (or warning)
  

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