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Adulting 1-Star Review Hat – Funny Leather Patch

Adulting 1-Star Review Hat – Funny Leather Patch

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Adulting: Difficult AF. Would not recommend.
This custom leather patch hat features a sarcastic 1-star review of adulthood, complete with the word "Adulting", a 5-star row with only 1 filled in, and the brutally honest verdict:
“Difficult AF. Would not recommend.”

It’s the perfect daily wear hat for anyone who’s over the bills, the stress, and the lies about how fun growing up would be.


🧢 What You Choose:

  • Hat Style: Richardson 112 trucker hats (see image for options). For other hat options send us a message.
  • Leather Patch Color: Choose from walnut, flint, buckskin and more (see image)

📐 Hat Details:

  • Premium brand-name hats 
  • Structured front, breathable mesh back (on trucker styles)
  • Comfortable fit for all-day wear

🔥 Patch Details:

  • Size: 3"
  • Engraved faux leather — looks and feels like the real thing
  • Heat-bonded for a permanent hold — built to last

🎯 Perfect For:

  • Millennials, Gen Z, and anyone with bills
  • Funny gifts for birthdays, grads, and coworkers
  • Farmers market flair, brewery vibes, or just surviving
  • People who know life isn’t all 5 stars

📸 View product images to pick your hat style and leather patch combo. Want this quote on a tumbler or coaster too? Message us — we’ll hook you up.

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