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Dumbfu**ery Skull Hat – Funny Leather Patch

Dumbfu**ery Skull Hat – Funny Leather Patch

Regular price $30.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $30.00 USD
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You woke up. You showed up. Now let’s all behave.

This leather patch features a laid-back skull flashing the peace sign — and a message we all feel sometimes:
“Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.”
It’s bold, hilarious, and weirdly therapeutic.


🧢 What You Choose:

  • Hat Style: Richardson 112 trucker hats (see image for options). For other hat options send us a message.
  • Leather Patch Color: Choose from walnut, flint, buckskin and more (see image)

📐 Hat Details:

  • Premium brand-name hats 
  • Structured front, breathable mesh back (on trucker styles)
  • Comfortable fit for all-day wear

🔥 Patch Details:

  • Size: 3"
  • Engraved faux leather — looks and feels like the real thing
  • Heat-bonded for a permanent hold — built to last

🎯 Perfect For:

  • Workplace warriors
  • Sarcastic souls
  • Friends with no filter
  • Weekend rebels
  • Gag gifts that hit too close to home

📸 See photos for leather and hat options. Each patch is made to order and bonded by hand.

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