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Alpine Ember
Dumbfu**ery Skull Hat – Funny Leather Patch
Dumbfu**ery Skull Hat – Funny Leather Patch
Regular price
$30.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$30.00 USD
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You woke up. You showed up. Now let’s all behave.
This leather patch features a laid-back skull flashing the peace sign — and a message we all feel sometimes:
“Let’s keep the dumbfuckery to a minimum today.”
It’s bold, hilarious, and weirdly therapeutic.
🧢 What You Choose:
- Hat Style: Richardson 112 trucker hats (see image for options). For other hat options send us a message.
- Leather Patch Color: Choose from walnut, flint, buckskin and more (see image)
📐 Hat Details:
- Premium brand-name hats
- Structured front, breathable mesh back (on trucker styles)
- Comfortable fit for all-day wear
🔥 Patch Details:
- Size: 3"
- Engraved faux leather — looks and feels like the real thing
- Heat-bonded for a permanent hold — built to last
🎯 Perfect For:
- Workplace warriors
- Sarcastic souls
- Friends with no filter
- Weekend rebels
- Gag gifts that hit too close to home
📸 See photos for leather and hat options. Each patch is made to order and bonded by hand.
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