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Anatomy of a Pew – Laser Engraved Hat with Bullet Humor Patch
Anatomy of a Pew – Laser Engraved Hat with Bullet Humor Patch
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$30.00 USD
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Science meets sarcasm with this cheeky breakdown of ballistic brilliance. Our "Anatomy of a Pew" patch shows you everything you need to know about freedom delivery systems—featuring parts like the Bang Button, Magical Fire Dust, and the ever-crucial Freedom Seed.
Laser engraved on premium faux leather and mounted on your choice of hat, this one’s a conversation starter at the range, campfire, or cookout.
🧢 What You Choose:
- Hat Style: Richardson 112 trucker hats (see image for options). For other hat options send us a message.
- Leather Patch Color: Choose from walnut, flint, buckskin and more (see image)
📐 Hat Details:
- Premium brand-name hats
- Structured front, breathable mesh back (on trucker styles)
- Comfortable fit for all-day wear
🔥 Patch Details:
- Size: 3"
- Engraved faux leather — looks and feels like the real thing
- Heat-bonded for a permanent hold — built to last
🎯 Perfect For:
- 2A enthusiasts
- Gun owners and range rats
- Ammo can stackers
- Firearm instructors
- Anyone fluent in “pew pew”
📸 Swipe images to view leather and hat options.
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