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Anatomy of a Pew – Laser Engraved Hat with Bullet Humor Patch

Anatomy of a Pew – Laser Engraved Hat with Bullet Humor Patch

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Science meets sarcasm with this cheeky breakdown of ballistic brilliance. Our "Anatomy of a Pew" patch shows you everything you need to know about freedom delivery systems—featuring parts like the Bang Button, Magical Fire Dust, and the ever-crucial Freedom Seed.

Laser engraved on premium faux leather and mounted on your choice of hat, this one’s a conversation starter at the range, campfire, or cookout.


🧢 What You Choose:

  • Hat Style: Richardson 112 trucker hats (see image for options). For other hat options send us a message.
  • Leather Patch Color: Choose from walnut, flint, buckskin and more (see image)

📐 Hat Details:

  • Premium brand-name hats 
  • Structured front, breathable mesh back (on trucker styles)
  • Comfortable fit for all-day wear

🔥 Patch Details:

  • Size: 3"
  • Engraved faux leather — looks and feels like the real thing
  • Heat-bonded for a permanent hold — built to last

🎯 Perfect For:

  • 2A enthusiasts
  • Gun owners and range rats
  • Ammo can stackers
  • Firearm instructors
  • Anyone fluent in “pew pew”

📸 Swipe images to view leather and hat options.

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